Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

When I was in high school I would actually sign up for junk mail. It didn’t matter what it was: newspapers, magazines, anything. I’d get at least three free newspapers every day that I would never read. I’d just collect them and store them in boxes. I loved getting junk mail. It made me feel…important.

And then a couple of years later I discovered aromatherapy and things got better for me.