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Lagazalian: Runes of Mammon (1982)

Stu — Tue, 18 Oct 2022 18:37:17 +0000

EDITOR’S NOTE: Cult film enthusiasts and frequent site contributors have brought attention to the fact that this movie has caused quite the stir on both 4chan and Reddit. While many claim that they remember seeing this film on late night TV in the early 90s, others claim that the existing online screenshots are not real. Copies of the VHS have been seen selling on eBay for upwards of $100, but the authenticity (especially of the cover) is unknown. If you can find an actual copy, PLEASE send us whatever you find!!! —the CC team

The 1982 film Lagazalian: Runes of Mammon is a sword-and-sorcery film directed by Geraldo Sciattico and written by Carl Melvin, starring a bevy of C-listers known for bit parts in various sword-and-sorcery fantasy movies throughout the 1970s and 1980s.

Starring Anna Andarias and Craig Gilforth (pseudonym, no known actor with this name), the movie also starred Olga Schoberová, Anna Kanakis, Milena Natarova, and Kevin Schiff. Parts of the movie were filmed on location in Bulgaria, but the majority of the movie was reportedly shot in Italy using leftover TV pilot sets.

The movie was first released straight to video in 1982, but was picked up for a small theatrical run in 1983. Legal issues relating to a financing disagreement between the producers led to the film being pulled from distribution in the 1990s and all remaining prints destroyed. Except for incomplete VHS bootlegs, the movie is considered lost by many.

Lagazalian: Runes of Mammon (1982) Plot Summary

In a small village in a Nordic-inspired countryside, an old and crafty cleric named Lagazalian is wandering with his “sidekick”, a tough guy named Darro. They perform tricks and minor healings for villages, barely scrounging out an existence. They happen across a couple of women (one of which is an older, silent woman and the other of which is her young nurse) and save them from being robbed by bandits. They begin traveling together. Eventually, they hear news that an omen has been seen in the sky, a great light that is growing brighter every night. They venture on a journey to prevent a cataclysmic apocalypse.

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Kathleen Kinmont

Stu — Wed, 29 Dec 2021 15:39:15 +0000

Kathleen Kinmont is an American actress known for such important films as Hardbodies (1984), Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and Bride of Re-Animator (1990) costarring with Jeffrey Combs.

Biography

Kathleen Kinmont was born on February 3, 1965 to Jack Smith and actress Abby Dalton.

She was married to Lorenzo Lamas, the two having met 0n Falcon Crest, one of my grandma’s favorite stories, which Dalton just happened to be starring in as well.

But they would soon both drink from the chalice of regret and call it quits while working on the television show Renegade (the 1990s last safe space for white denim vests).

Kinmont would marry and divorce two subsequent times: once to Jere Burns and then to Douglas Swander.

Today she is a yoga instructor, blogger and published author.

She can be found online at her website

Kathleen Kinmont Filmography

The Joey Bishop Show (1961–1965)
Days of Our Lives (1965– )
Dallas (1978–1991)
Santa Barbara (1984–1993)
Hardbodies (1984)
The Master (1984)
Fraternity Vacation (1985)
Winners Take All (1987)
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Phoenix the Warrior (1988)
Baywatch (1989–2001)
Rush Week (1989)
Roller Blade Warriors: Taken by Force (1989)
Snake Eater II: The Drug Buster (1989)
Midnight (1989)
Bride of Re-Animator (1990)
DEA (1990–1991)
Silk Stalkings (1991–1999)
Night of the Warrior (1991)
The Art of Dying (1991)
Renegade (1992–1997)
Final Impact (1992)
CIA Code Name: Alexa (1992)
Sweet Justice (1993)
CIA II: Target Alexa (1993)
Fist Fighter 2 (1993)
Wild West Showdown (1994– )
Stormswept (1995)
Texas Payback (1995)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Punctul zero (1996)
The Wonderful World of Disney (1997–2005)
The Corporate Ladder (1997)
Stranger in the House (1997)
Mortal Kombat: Conquest (1998–1999)
Match Game (1998–1999)
Gangland (2001)
Psychotic (2002)
Lime Salted Love (2006)
Prank (2008)

Gallery

Kathleen Kinmont in Hardbodies (1984)

Kathleen Kinmont as Gloria in Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

Kathleen Kinmont in Phoenix: The Warrior (1988)

Stu

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Evil Ed (1995)

Stu — Thu, 23 Dec 2021 17:32:57 +0000

Evil Ed (1995) is a Swedish film directed by Anders Jacobsson (member of the Swedish goth band Draconian) and starring Johan Rudebeck, Per Löfberg (who heralds from the same town as Stig Larsson) and Olof Rhodin.

Before watching Evil Ed you need to sufficiently prepare yourself.

The first thing you’ll need is a red light bulb. Preferably stolen. Or as cheap as you can find.
Not one of those fancy expensive LED lights that come in a pleasing pinkish hue.
That will not make you sufficiently angry. You’ll want blood red.
And harsh.
So harsh it urges you to kill.

After you’ve visually properly prepared your corneas for your viewing experience I would also recommend listening to Korn’s entire discography.

Now, you’ve sufficiently primed the pump.

Evil Ed (1995) Plot

The plot is essentially the violent fever dream an unemployed carnival clown in the throes of a bufotenine trip.

If I haven’t already sold you on Evil Ed then I don’t know what to tell you.

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Johan Rudebeck in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Johan Rudebeck in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Johan Rudebeck in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Johan Rudebeck in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Johan Rudebeck in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Johan Rudebeck in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Johan Rudebeck in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Olof Rhodin in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Johan Rudebeck in Evil Ed (1995)

Evil Ed (1995)

Stu

Interests include:: coffee, jackhammers, grandma’s medicine cabinet and sympathetic yawning.

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Joan Severance

Stu — Fri, 09 Apr 2021 08:54:45 +0000

Joan Severance is an actress known for her roles in such movies like Bird on a Wire (1990), Black Scorpion (1995) and Black Scorpion II: Aftershock (1996).

Joan Severance Filmography

Lethal Weapon (1987)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
No Holds Barred (1989)
Worth Winning (1989)
Bird on a Wire (1990)
The Runestone (1991)
Illicit Behavior (1992)
Criminal Passion (1994)
Black Scorpion (1995)
Payback (1995)
Dangerous Indiscretion (1995)
Hard Evidence (1995)
Black Scorpion II: Aftershock (1996)
Profile for Murder (1996)
In Dark Places (1997)
Matter of Trust (1998)
The Last Seduction II (1999)
Cause of Death (2001)
Taylor (2005)
Last Sunset (2006)
Born (I) (2007)
Sharkproof (2014)
Accidentally Engaged (2016)
Stallone: Frank, That Is (2021)

Gallery

Joan Serverance in Black Scorpion (1995)

Stu

Interests include:: coffee, jackhammers, grandma’s medicine cabinet and sympathetic yawning.

www.thestable.icu/

Mindi Miller

Stu — Fri, 02 Apr 2021 08:18:08 +0000

Mindi Miller (also known as Ty Randolph) is an actress and stunt person famous for roles in films like Amazons (1986), Caged Fury (1990) and Deadly Embrace (1989) with Michelle Bauer and Linnea Quigley.

Filmography

Westworld (1973)
Hell Up in Harlem (1973)
Funny Lady (1975)
Paternity (1981)
Hercules (1983)
I sette magnifici gladiatori (1983)
Sacred Ground (1983)
Body Double (1984)
Amazons (1986)
Penitentiary III (1987)
Girl with the Million Dollar Legs (1987)
The Big Turnaround (1988)
Return Fire (1988)
Deadly Embrace (1989)
Caged Fury (1990)
Nudity Required (1990)
Hollywood Boulevard II (1990)
Batman Returns (1992)
Dark Vengeance (1992)

Mindi Miller Photo Gallery

Mindi Miller in Caged Fury (1990)

Penelope Reed and Mindi Miller in Amazons (1986)

Mindi Miller in Amazons (1986)

Mindi Miller and Danitza Kingsley in Amazons (1986)

Stu

Interests include:: coffee, jackhammers, grandma’s medicine cabinet and sympathetic yawning.

www.thestable.icu/

Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Stu — Fri, 26 Mar 2021 07:28:53 +0000

Zombie Nightmare (1987) is a horror movie starring Jon Mikl Thor, Tia Carrere and Adam West.

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Jon Mikl Thor in Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Tia Carrere in Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Adam West in Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Tia Carrere in Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Jon Mikl Thor in Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Adam West in Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Stu

Interests include:: coffee, jackhammers, grandma’s medicine cabinet and sympathetic yawning.

www.thestable.icu/

Necromancer (1988)

Stu — Fri, 19 Mar 2021 10:54:24 +0000

Necromancer (1988) is a horror movie directed by Dusty Nelson and starring Elizabeth Kaitan, John Tyler, Rhonda Dorton and Russ Tamblyn.

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Elizabeth Kaitan in Necromancer (1988)

Lois Masten Ewing in Necromancer (1988)

Elizabeth Kaitan in Necromancer (1988)

Lois Masten Ewing in Necromancer (1988)

Russ Tamblyn in Necromancer (1988)

Elizabeth Kaitan in Necromancer (1988)

Russ Tamblyn in Necromancer (1988)

Elizabeth Kaitan in Necromancer (1988)

Russ Tamblyn in Necromancer (1988)

Necromancer (1988)

Stu

Interests include:: coffee, jackhammers, grandma’s medicine cabinet and sympathetic yawning.

www.thestable.icu/

Jon Mikl Thor

Stu — Sat, 13 Mar 2021 23:47:47 +0000

Jon Mikl Thor is a triple threat an actor and card carrying member of the headbangers ball. He is renowned for his performances in such cult favorites as Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987) and Zombie Nightmare (1987) costarring with Tia Carrere and the caped crusader himself Adam West.

Jon Mikl Thor Filmography

Recruits (1986)
Zombie Nightmare (1987)
Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987)
Fubar (2002)
Sharp as Marbles (2008)
I Am Thor (2015)
Pact of Vengeance (2021)
Texas Carlos Massacre – An unfocused journey into Housecore Horror Festival of Film and Music (2021)

Gallery

Jon Mikl Thor in Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987)

Jon Mikl Thor in Zombie Nightmare (1987)

Stu

Interests include:: coffee, jackhammers, grandma’s medicine cabinet and sympathetic yawning.

www.thestable.icu/

Judie Aronson

Stu — Thu, 11 Mar 2021 14:23:02 +0000

Judie Aronson is an American actress known for her roles in classic films like John Hughes’ Weird Science (1985) and Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984).

Aronson was born in 1964 in California. That same year 164 people were struck and killed by lightning just in the United States alone.

Filmography

The Powers of Matthew Star (1982–1983)
The New Leave It to Beaver (1983–1989)
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Charles in Charge (1984–1990)
Growing Pains (1985–1992)
Mr. Belvedere (1985–1990)
Weird Science (1985)
American Ninja (1985)
Sledge Hammer! (1986–1988)
Pursuit of Happiness (1987–1988)
Dads (1986–1987)
Full House (1987–1995)
One Fine Night (1988)
Midnight Caller (1988–1991)
Life Goes On (1989–1993)
After Midnight (1989)
Sister Kate (1989–1990)
The Sleeping Car (1990)
Beverly Hills, 9021 (1990–2000)
Silk Stalkings (1991–1999)
Roc (1991–1994)

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Judie Aronson in After Midnight (1989)

Judie Aronson in Friday The 13th – The Final Chapter (1984)

Judie Aronson in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Barbara Howard, Peter Barton and Judie Aronson in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Judie Aronson in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Barbara Howard and Judie Aronson in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Suzanne Snyder and Judie Aronson in Weird Science (1985)

Stu

Interests include:: coffee, jackhammers, grandma’s medicine cabinet and sympathetic yawning.

www.thestable.icu/

Kym Malin

Stu — Tue, 09 Mar 2021 17:58:47 +0000

Kym Malin is best known (to me at least) for her Weird Science piano recital. But she is also an actress beloved for numerous other roles in such cult favorites as Joysticks (1983), Die Hard (1988), Picasso Trigger (1988) and the Patrick Swayze kick fest Road House (1989).

And word around the campfire is that back in the 80s she dabbled in a wee bit of the ole wampum juice with John Belushi.

Filmography

Joysticks (1983)
Mike’s Murder (1984)
Weird Science (1985)
The Dallas Connection (1994)
Picasso Trigger (1988)
Die Hard (1988)
Enemy Gold (1993)
Road House (1989)
Guns (1990)

HD Photo Gallery

Kym Malin in Weird Science (1985)

Kym Malin in Joysticks (1982)

Kym Malin and Kim G. Michel in Joysticks (1983)

Kym Malin in Guns (1990)

Kym Malin in The Dallas Connection (1994)

Kym Malin in Picasso Trigger (1988)

Stu

Interests include:: coffee, jackhammers, grandma’s medicine cabinet and sympathetic yawning.